Autocorrect Adventurers Pillows

What we talk text...How it reads when we hit 'send' without reading it first...

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Alphabet soup

'I sense this may not be a one-way journey.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Rudy, is there life after battery life? I don't understand, Doug 2.0. If we have made our last computation, if our processor has expired. Do we ascend to some other network, a place without pop-ads and spam? Are you sick, Doug 2.0? Are you dying? Negative. It has contracted a terrible, irreversible virus. Oh! Your laptop has died and you want to know if it's going to heaven. Will it look down on me and still track my movements? How a geek mourns.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"It's the inventor of autocorrect and his beloved pet duck."

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Claw Machine Head

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Rapid reading center.