Accent Adventurer Pillows

"Good ephening."

'You have an irritable vowel syndrome.'

Somewhere in France: The visitors are stunned by a series of trilled R's.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Say 'eh.'"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Guitar Man.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"A haand gel...!?"

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Joe Henry

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Ego Increasing School

"The subwoofers really help."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Alphabet soup

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."