Autobiography Writing Pillows

'Now that he's turned 90 and wants to tell the world his story of the wine industry, he can't remember it.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Hitchcock's The Birds

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Ilyasah Shabazz

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

Clinton's book promotion: "Even if just his old girlfriends buy it, we'll make millions."

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Tony Blair and Blairwash.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Misery lit...

"That's not a Tracey Emin - that is Tracey Emin."

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Good autobiography, but I preferred your memoirs."