Auto Repair Shop Owner T-Shirts

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

4x4 at Four

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Honesty in retail

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

Acme Flyswatters.

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'Just look'in'

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"It's worse than I thought."

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'