Body Shop Owner T-Shirts

"Sorry about the pole, but I heard you were having a two for one dent repair special and I thought I would just get the most of my money while I was here."

Acme Flyswatters.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Local food for local consumption

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Just look'in'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Mom & Pop Grocerette