"Sorry about the pole, but I heard you were having a two for one dent repair special and I thought I would just get the most of my money while I was here."
Body Shop Owner T-Shirts
Celebrate their craft with fun and bold t-shirts designed for body shop owners. Ideal for workdays or casual outings, these shirts showcase their pride and personality.
Acme Flyswatters.
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
Sale.
'I'll take it!'
Local food for local consumption
Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.
"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
Online Shopping.
The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.
Honesty in retail
'I think there's been some mistake...'
It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.
Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.
A Lady Out Shopping.
Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.
'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'
'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'
Psychic Car Mechanics.
'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'
'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'
'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'
"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"
'Just look'in'
'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'
Shoe Repair and Pest Control.
'How old is this vase?'
Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's
Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.
'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'
"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."
"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"
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Body Shop Owner T-Shirts Collection
Body Shop Owner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for body shop owners—funny, heartfelt, and perfect for starting their day with a smile.
Body Shop Owner Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows for body shop owners to brighten up their workspace or home environment.
Body Shop Owner Prints
Browse our selection of stylish prints ideal for body shop owners who want to personalize their workspace or workshop walls.