Auto Repair Shop Owner Pillows

4x4 at Four

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Honesty in retail

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It's worse than I thought."

"Looks like you ran over a porcupine."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

Acme Flyswatters.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."