Authority Questioning Pillows

Question Authority.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Dog walking Human.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Off Duty.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"But what if this is all there is?"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I like to keep things simple."

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Coming to a consensus.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'

Circus Act

Continental marshal

The boss is always right.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"Quick! Am I the Independent Counsel or the Special Prosecutor?"

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Christian Speed Dating

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"