Authority Questioner Pillows

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Policeman Fining the the Rain

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"Well, maybe you can question authority, but you sure can't ask FOLLOW-UP questions."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I like to keep things simple."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Life is About Learning

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Circus Act

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

Berkeley Webcams

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'