Authority Questioner Pillows

Experts say kids should do their own homework. Kids say experts have way too much time on their hands.

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Policeman Fining the the Rain

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"Well, maybe you can question authority, but you sure can't ask FOLLOW-UP questions."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I like to keep things simple."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Are You a True American Patriot?

Circus Act

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

Berkeley Webcams

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."