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A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Nelson Mandela.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Continental marshal

"They're really more like a bucket list."

The Codfather.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'Of course he answered you with a form letter -- you expect rock stars to know how to write?'

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."