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A movie director shouting through bullhorn.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

Nelson Mandela.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"I like to keep things simple."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

Continental marshal

"They're really more like a bucket list."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

The Codfather.

Jump! Jump! How high? He just doesn't get it, does he?

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

Bill's new strap-on steer horns helped give him more clout at the office.

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'There's a car in my parking spot! Torch it!'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

To give more clout to his disciplining style, Principal Dave Murdock installed a wind tunnel in his office.

'He's really OK, except for the power trips.'

Power: 'It's mine and you can't have it.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

'People have told me that I bear a striking resemblance to a young Sean Connery.'

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"