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"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"

You can't just secretly monitor the conversation of every cafe patron. Of course I can. I'm the cafe's proprietor. I run the joint. I'm in charge. I'm a strong leader. I make touch decisions. I protect moms and children. I find and destroy evil. You use short, declarative sentences. I win.

"We live in the country - He's never seen a policeman before."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

The Codfather.

'I want everything, bring me everything we have on that.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Hildegard von Bingen

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Bryan Ferry

'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'

Tom Hanks

David Niven caricature

Robert Schumann

Michael Caine

Charles Baudelaire

David Bowie

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

J. M. W. Turner

The Month of June

Abraham Lincoln

Melanie Griffith

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose one

Barack Obama

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Madonna.

Lupita Amondi Nyong'o

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Atomic Bear: Part 20