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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Cactus seats.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Mimi's final scene

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Phoenix

"Feel better, dear?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Diego Velasquez

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Joe Biden

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Mythical Family of Four.