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Once Upon A Time In Austria. . .

Victor Hugo

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Koala

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Bertolt Brecht.

French Animal Noises.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Siegfried and the dragon

Sun Worshipers

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Robert Burns

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Parsifal

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Gutrine

Pearly Queen Gates

Helmut Schmidt

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Crocodile Tie

Paul Valery.

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Bernard Palissy

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'