German Culture Appreciator T-Shirts

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

German Expressionist Breakfast

Paul Ree

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Franz Kafka

Bertolt Brecht.

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

Meanwhile...in Albania

Brothers Grimm

Brunhilde

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Carl Maria von Weber

Helmut Schmidt

Lohengrin

Gutrine

Parsifal

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"Hitler's first name? I think it was 'Heil' Miss."

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

The Bavarians, scene 2.

Angela Merkel's Retirement

Roger Federer

Germany Beer

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

Albrecht Dürer

"His name is Fritz and he is into Shmaltz!"

Olaf Scholz

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

Once Upon A Time In Austria. . .

Otto Dix

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.