Australian Tv Fan Pillows

"We're out of soap."

Cut!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Miami Mice

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

TV Situations vacant.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Moses' TV guide.

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Australian punk

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

Liz Hurley

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Australian stress counselling.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'I couldn't have done it without my mates!'

Martin Clunes.

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy