Australian Tv Fan Mugs

"We're out of soap."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Miami Mice

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

TV Situations vacant.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'I hate it when he has friends around'.

Moses' TV guide.

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Well, now we know what Letterman's doing, what are we doing?"

Australian punk

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Australian stress counselling.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

'I couldn't have done it without my mates!'

Woman with TV Guide - "You dropped your day planner."

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

99 Dalmations - Edited for television.

'Too much TV, maybe. Is there a John Wane marathon going on?'