Australian Cinema Fan Pillows

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Getting to Know You

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Spoiler alert."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Quentin Tarantino

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

50 Year Celebrations.

The mission: Impossible burger.

Sylvester Stallone

Oscars 2024

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!