Austerity Appreciators Gifts

"Just water? - Oh, one of THOSE people."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Punk Reindeer

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"Just junk mail."

The first Airbender!

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

An anti-gravity protesting astronaut

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"They could make a Drachma out of this crisis."

Wayne Swan

The end of the world is nigh.

"It's a part of the new austerity program – e now run things by paralegal."

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

Tightening the belt in the European Union.

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

This episode would be known as 'The sink of doom!'

After Frugal: marked by difficulty parting with money. The strong inward force experienced by a unit of currency clasped in the hand of a rotating Scotsman.

"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"

'It's good to see more police on the street.'

'Careful Artie, hidden fees.'

"The endless string of budget cuts are making things impossible. It's the worst part of this job. Having to spread so much time with people at the very end of their tether...people with no hope, no optimism for the future...people in a state of despair! A

Animal writes.

"Nobody cares any more."