Aukus Aficionado Gifts

Australian Submarine Controversy

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Beer Stall

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Happy thoughts

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'Malty tasking.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Join me in a beer?

'Steeee-rike three!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Br... No Exit

Beer Club for Men.

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

Wish You Were Beer

REAL ALE for one pint only

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."