Aukus Aficionado Gifts

Australian Submarine Controversy

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Beer Stall

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Happy thoughts

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Malty tasking.'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Join me in a beer?

Beer Club for Men.

'Steeee-rike three!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Br... No Exit

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Wish You Were Beer

REAL ALE for one pint only

Funky Facts: USA.