Augmented Reality Gamer Gifts

"He says someone has stolen his car..."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

Dog playing VR fetch.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

"Sorry darling - but mummy's augmented reality app, can't change Mr Ted into a Kardashian."

Augmented reality check

"Does he byte?"

'Computer virus kills virtual scissors. Virtual scissors cuts Edoc. Edoc covers...'

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

'Wow! What graphics!'

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

A couple in bed wearing virtual reality headset.

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

'I've got 8350 followers but none of them is here to buy me the next drink!'

Virtual reality mirror.

Footballer falls out of the TV

Volumetric

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'