Augmented Reality Gifts

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"Fascinating. And I picked up four Pokemon in there."

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Would it be wrong to use Microsoft's holo-lens to project the faces of cool celebrities onto my boring real friends?"

"I overheard you telling Ruy it would be wrong to use microsoft hololens to project the faces of beautiful people onto homely people."

"You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up?"

Augmented reality check

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"He says someone has stolen his car..."

Pokémon Go in real life

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."

"Sorry darling - but mummy's augmented reality app, can't change Mr Ted into a Kardashian."

"Simply log on. . . Download the cashless app. . . connect to my bank. . . verify password. . . select currency. . . load augmented reality. . . and swipe a virtual penny into the. . . You forgot to make a wish darling - that's the fun part!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

The Thought Process.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Life after death

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."