Audience Conqueror Pillows

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Taking a peek at the audience

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Mass Travel

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

How to engage an audience

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

And with that, the simple malaise that had been bubbling up for months officially became a general malaise.

Antiques for Oldies: Squeal Now.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Now tell me more about your fear of speaking in front of an audience."

'And press nine if you are loosing the will to live!'

Genghis Khan

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

Supermarket traffic lights.