Auctioning Mugs

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"What inspired someone to spend countless millions to buy it?"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'I sold the old lamp in the den on eBay. Then I thought, 'Do we really need this sofa?' Before I realized it, I'd made $4,700!'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"I've finally found my calling..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Invisible clothes

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

The Battle of the Pictures.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Titanic iceberg auction

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'