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"Today's bid story is eggplant."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Alien David statue

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Audio Books

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."