"Today's bid story is eggplant."
Aubergine Aficionado Prints
Decorate their walls with vibrant prints celebrating aubergines! Our artwork beautifully captures their favorite veggie, making it a perfect gift for enthusiasts and creative souls alike.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
"Fish needs a bigger bowl."
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."
Invasion Of The Summer Aliens
Alien David statue
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."
"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."
The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen
My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
Hair Crop Circle
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'
Audio Books
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge
'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."
"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."
E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."
"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."
'First the dinosaurs, now this...'
Apple Pie Abduction
I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.
Aubergine Aficionado Prints Collection
Aubergine Aficionado Mugs
Discover more fun and quirky aubergine-themed mugs to brighten their mornings and celebrate their veggie enthusiasm.
Aubergine Aficionado Pillows
Find charming aubergine-themed pillows that add humor and personality to any living space or bedroom.
Aubergine Aficionado T-Shirts
Explore our collection of aubergine-inspired t-shirts—stylish, witty, and perfect for showcasing their veggie passion.