Au Pairs Mugs

Fitness Programme for babies

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

Salt and Pepper

"Having nannies really changes you."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Proud mother and new maid

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

I think my girlfriend is moving in.