Au Pairs Prints

Fitness Programme for babies

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Salt and Pepper

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"You may now kiss the bride."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

Proud mother and new maid

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,