Au Pair Mugs

'I'm just saying if our nanny can afford a nanny then we're paying too much.'

"Of course, we love you. Hasn't Maria told you?"

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"I'd like to trade him in for something quieter and better behaved."

'She lets the aupair drive the 4x4 to prep school.'

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

What an au Pair!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'HO HO HO WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF OLD SANTA CLAUS?!!'

"How come every time you sleepwalk, I find you here in the au pair's bedroom?"

"They were no trouble at all, Mr. Felton."

"Mum came home when dad was having a stroke, so she's shacked the Au-Pair."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"... And another thing... Stop referring to the Au Pair as 'the Au what a Pair'!"

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

Proud mother and new maid

"Mom and Dad have to migrant now, so we're leaving you with the au pair."

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"Our nanny claims to speak five languages but we've been unable to verify it."

"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."