Attic Explorer Gifts

Hank went to his secret spot in the attic for a few minutes away from family.

"Can I borrow this?"

'I was wondering where our wedding portrait was!. . . I bet Burl put it here to keep it safe.'

'Hang about - I may have my old school uniform up in the attic....'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Outside with that!'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Cowpunk

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Welcome to the North Pole

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

Elderly Tarzan...