Nobody takes me seriously.
Attention Span Satirist Gifts
Are you shopping for someone who humorously questions focus and concentration? Our collection of satirical gifts captures the essence of the attention span satirist, blending clever design with a dash of wit. Perfect for anyone who loves to poke fun at the modern struggle with attention, these products add a humorous twist to everyday life.
Copycats
"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."
"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."
'Coleridge'
"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"
"It helps me stay focused."
"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."
'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'
'It's funny because it's true.'
Psychological Warfare Target Practice
Fakebook
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3
It's academic
"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."
Sunset Romance
Did you get my "friend request"?
"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."
Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.
"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"
'So, please, dig a little deeper and help us get rid of pop-up ads for good.'
'These f****** pop stars are setting really f****** bad examples with their b***** lifestyles.'
"Who wants to talk to Santa? Anyone? Hello?"
"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."
"He needs his five-a-day."
Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...
'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'
"You were hungry? Case dismissed."
Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!
Celebrity X-factor Gogglebox Bake-off on Ice
"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."
"Officer, wrong number."
Attention Span Satirist Gifts Collection
Attention Span Satirist Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more playful designs perfect for the attention span satirist. Great for coffee breaks or adding humor to your morning routine.
Attention Span Satirist Pillows
Discover our pillows featuring satirical themes, ideal for the attention span satirist’s cozy corner or living space.
Attention Span Satirist Prints
Browse our art prints to find humorous decor celebrating the attention span satirist’s clever perspective.
Attention Span Satirist T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for more witty apparel that speaks to the attention span satirist. A fun way to showcase their sense of humor.