Attention Seeker Analyst T-Shirts

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'The polls say we're managing all of the people all of the time.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

Mentioning 'Sex'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

'Big advantage!!'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"People are crazy."

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"