Attending An Economic Summit Gifts

On the road to Toronto...

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'I'll take it!'

AI Safety Officer

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

James Freeman

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

"Your first summit?"

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

Psst, sir. Want an extra kick with your morning coffee? Sure, like more caffeine? Like a little wake-up. Huh? The top 10% of American families get nearly 70% of all income, compared to 1980 when they got a third. I'm talkin' 'bout the income gap! Not bad. Does this come with chocolate syrup.

The Lumberjerks.

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

Banking Facade.

Putin and the EU

Insufficient But Politically Feasible

Anger Management Seminar.

A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

Help the Poor Bosses! There's a Labor Shortage!

G20 Summit in Australia