Attending An Economic Summit Pillows

On the road to Toronto...

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'I'll take it!'

AI Safety Officer

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Brueghel painting of European Leaders

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"Your first summit?"

"Man is the master of this planet, and nature has to adapt to economic concerns!"

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

The Lumberjerks.

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

Banking Facade.

Putin and the EU

Anger Management Seminar.

A bull does his work with a bear head on the wall.

'But my friends call me Lefty.'

"I can honestly say I feel really refreshed after that presentation. I slept all the way through it!"

G20 Summit in Australia

'How to profit from a financial meltdown.'