Attending A Gala Pillows

"Sorry, black tie only!"

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."

"I thought we decided you were going to 'check' that."

Return from a Suburban Party

Man in a Tuxedo

Blue Dress and Feather

Evening Gown

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

How to read the dress code?

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

The nonprofit dog fight.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Here. Don't forget to put on your 'party face'.'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'