Attempting Sobriety T-Shirts

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"About time!"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

Drink kills.

'I'm on the wagon.'

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"How's your dry January going?"

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!

"I wish I'd never started Dry January."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

A conversation between two friends

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'