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Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Alcoholics Anonymous - Hard Knocks

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"About time!"

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

All Washed Up

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

'Yes, this is step nine of your twelve-step program.'

'...and so, after rehab, Snow White married the prince, and lived one day at a time ever after.'

Half & Half Way House: After being paroled from prison, Bessie starts her journey back into main stream society.

Drink kills.

"That 12th step is a doozy."

'I'm on the wagon.'

' I've been trying to quit...At least I'm down to just two cigarettes a day.'

'How can I lose weight? Do something every day thats gets you out of breath. Ok, I'll start smoking again.'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'