Sobriety Survivor T-Shirts

"Honestly, it felt like Dry January was never going to end."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"About time!"

"Here y'are mate - have a drink on me. . !"

'Hi, my name's Bernard and I'm an alcoholic...'

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'I've been clean for six months now.'

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, my AA sponsor walks into mine."

"Do you believe in life after drink?"

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

Drink kills.

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'I'm on the wagon.'

'Do you find it easy not to think about alcohol?'

'Solar! I thought you said we were going completely SOBER!'

One day he hoped to be clean and sober. But for now, clean would do.

"You know what I miss? Those lazy, crazy, hazy days when we were drinking."

'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'

'Alchohol alone is responsible for your problems.'

Elf on the Wagon

"It stops him from wandering towards the wines and spirits aisles."

"Okay. We're all here because we've relapsed..."

'I get no kick from Champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...' 'God, reformed alcoholics are so damned smug!'

"How's your dry January going?"

Drying out Clinic - Sorry, alcoholics only!