Athletic Mashup Fan Gifts

New Combination Game

Zombie standup

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

Frank 'n' Steins...beer & bratwurst (chef Frankenstein).

Piano tuner with an assistant.

'This your dog, buddy?!'

"Honestly? I have mixed feelings about this."

"Two minutes old and you're already asking for cosmetic surgery?"

"Frankincense you fool...."

Relies on Radar

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Skeet Fishing.

The exciting new game of skeet golf.

Shot Putt-Putt.

"Will you please stop eating that! The crunching is annoying."

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Camelot

Tender is the Night of the Iguana

The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Football fanatic playing golf

Golfer putting against goal keeper.