Athenian Culture Admirer Gifts

Occasionally, when logic and rational inferences based on experience were not enough, Plato and Aristotle would resort to settling their discourse by other means.

Victor Hugo

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Mummy Musician

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

French Animal Noises.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Cleopatra

Hieroglyph stamps.

'It says I can't access Pharaoh's tablet unless I'm on his buddies list.'