Asylum Pillows

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

Schengen

They hated me.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

The Golfing Accident

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Be kind"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Punk Reindeer

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.