Astronaut Chic T-Shirts

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Moon Souvenirs

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"You're not even dressed?"

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Mooning Moon

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Clothing on other planets

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

Uneven room.

"I should stop buying shoes."

Johnson often shopped in the same store as the animals.

"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"

"Does my bum look big in this?"