Astro-cartography Adventurers Gifts

Map of Solar System from Memory.

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

The Big Tipper

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

California Beverages Map

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Water divining Mars

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Only in the newspapers.

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'