Asthma Support Advocate Gifts

heavy breather

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Our war is against cancer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Vlad the Inhaler

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Smokey The Tree"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"Garden variety allergies."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Sick

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."