Asthma Awareness Advocate Prints

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

Vlad the Inhaler

National Asthma Society Parade

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part Five

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Then, my arthritis..."

Sewer Rats

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Opium Den 2019

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Your medical alert bracelet says your allergic to metal.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

"But do you feel invisible?"

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.