Assembly Line Work Gifts

Don't forget, this way up!

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Motivation to work

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Time Out For Teddy

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Time Clock

Folding Container.

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

America's Biggest Export...

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

All set for the summer holiday!

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Factory Rejects Inc.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Ikeasaurus

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Lunch break.

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"What we need is a union."