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Flatpack furniture: Invention of men hating feminists.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

Number Phobia.

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

"Oh shut up."

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

Pick a direction.

"Maybe if you'd read the instructions then you'd be able to solve it."

'A short cut is the longest distance between two points.'

Competitions.

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Extra parts to confuse people.

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'