Aspiring Investigator T-Shirts

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."