Aspiring Genie T-Shirts

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Rainbow/Horizon

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."