Aspiring Genie Prints

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I've been genetically modified!"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Rainbow/Horizon

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Man flying to heaven on small angel wings

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

Always stick to the script.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "