Aspiring Fish Keeper Pillows

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's just being Koi."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Leak in the fish tank.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

The Da Vinci Cod

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'I wish I was creative'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank