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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Real Estate Depression

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

A bunch of penguins look on as one penguin hang glides above them.

What is possible...

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

'Some day son, this will all be yours...unless I get soft and leave it to charity.'

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"Looking for Investors."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

How to books - How to be an oil Profiteer.

'You need a lot more money.'

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."